Ten things about summer
Five I like
- Walking around half naked without being noticed.
- Tons of good looking hunks walking around half naked too.
- Beautiful twilights at the seaside.
- Cherries, peaches and water-melons. Yummie!
- Seeing a daylight when waking up in the morning as well as in the late afternoon, returning home from work.
Five I dislike
- Sunburns.
- Arrogant bartenders, expecting a tip for lousy service. Hey, men, when you are a bartender, looking good is good indeed, but still not good enough.
- Other tourists. Having to walk for half an hour at high noon to find myself two decent square meters to lay down on the sand.
- Skyrocketing prices. No wonder we all wander around half naked.
- Traffic Jam at the Highways.
